"GREG Yeah. Over it.KENT What?GREG Them. (Beat.) Pretty much.KENT Even with the over time GREG Agreed. He is also the author of. Skip to document. Not a word, OK?GREG I won't. Auditions are coming up on April 20 for our production of Neil LaBute's Reasons To Be Pretty. It's not, I mean, did she say that I ? / What're you reading?GREG Oh. Greg's best buddy, Kent, and Kent's wife, Carly, also enter into the picture, and the emotional equation becomes exponentially more complicated. She's a fox (Beat.) / Prick do it. [1], Produced by MCC Theater and directed by Terry Kinney, the play premiered at the off-Broadway Lucille Lortel Theater on June 2, 2008 and ran through July 5. / Ahhhh. De Steph ass e Manager bei hirer Friseursalon ginn. The cast included off-Broadway cast members Thomas Sadoski and Piper Perabo joined by Marin Ireland and Steven Pasquale. (Dead calm.) She carries a set of keys and her flashlight, for Chrissakes! (Beat.) I'm taking the bedroom TV. Read the full review, Neil Labutes Pretty probes our ugly obsession with beauty. Attractive people, they reason, are the big winners of natural selection. Nothing very new.GREG I guess / Yep. Until I find a place.GREG So, OK, then. The Shape of Things showed a shambolic geek getting a ruinous makeover. But the plays emotional focus is Greg, a smart, decent, unassuming guy hungry to better his situation yet too aware of his limitations to be pushy about it. It's possible.GREG Stephanie STEPH Until somebody had to go and open his big fucking mouth. THE STORY: A love story about the impossibility of love, REASONS TO BE PRETTY introduces us to Greg, who really, truly adores his girlfriend, Steph. If you wanna get fat it is GREG I'm not gonna get fat because I had one of these thingsit's all natural stuff in it. Note: Only a member of this blog may post a comment. / Didn't mean to create some international thing here.KENT It's cool. Nodeem de Ex-Frnd scho matkritt huet, verlisst de Greg Kent, deen zu Wut handelt. I mean CARLY Because we're friends, Greg. Reasons To Be Pretty will be performed by special arrangement with Dramatists Play Service. He also admits that he is simply drifting, and that their four years together may never have turned into marriage. They are. / God, you are such a prick, Greg GREG And again with the mouth. And in front, too, but that may hold "GREG For fuck's sake STEPH "I don't like your eyes. (Finger to his lips.) So.They both stop for a moment, letting this sink in. No.GREG Stephanie, listen / Please STEPH Fuck "please." It really is. Mr. Huh?GREG Kent, I was KENT Don't start in with my gal, all right? Kent seet, datt hien de Carly erwaart datt de Fitnessstudio de "Dag vum Baby gebuer ass". He doesn't stop.GREG watches and shakes his head. That way, I don't even have to see you KENT Fuck! And she's got roommates.GREG Great. The discussion segues to wistfulness for their great occasions together, which at that point changes into the natural contention about self-perception and their separation. (Smiles.) I've made this over the last however long I dunno, since I left, and it covers all your shit. God STEPH Nope. You fucking asshole!GREG Joke! He claims that Greg would never tell because he is afraid of people disliking him. (Beat.) Your toes are, they're like, almost like fingers and you bite your own toenailsI know you do, I've seen youand that goes down as the most disgusting fact I know. Listen, it's weird, I know that, because I don't count looks as my top thing in a guy, not at alllook at Greg. Not you. (Beat.) Said she was pretty and I agreed and that was all. / I'm just saying. Right? I never said "ugly. Even though he is in his own way it's not the thing about him that first made me like him. / Yeah, yeah KENT I don't like doing a shoddy job, is all. De Greg probiert d 'Erklrung, datt hien net mi iwwert Kent' Affr lien. Nope. From the moment he sets eyes on Aria Montgomery (Lucy Hale), he's hopelessly in love . This irks Kent, who feels that Greg is being judgmental. Tell me I'm pretty and no goldfish will get hurt. Oh, I see (Beat.) If you want a detailed description of scenes and characters, check out this resource pack from the Almeida Theatre in London. Hey you guys over there, check this out GREG Stephanie, don't.STEPH Sit down, Greg, and listen for once. Broadway Original. That's all I wanna say to you right nowI meant it a whole other way STEPH Whatever. / I mean, boy, if you're looking for things to get shitty then OK, but otherwise I wouldn't say a thing like that, not anything about being psycho or that sorta junk. You got me out in right field. She mistakes his courtship for mockery and tries to elude him. Steph? / And so you're talking GREG Honey, come on don't be all STEPH No, tell me. And I don't know why she's gotta be saying something about me, stirring up trouble I mean, fuck, I wasn't the guy talking shit about some otheryou know. Smelling nice is an essential part of being pretty! She leaves, however not before kissing him farewell one final time. All the crap I'm feeling about you but have held my tongue on I was gonna e-mail you, but this here is way better. Yeah, it's me. Beauty is deeper than sex (or lust). Take it easy.KENT Just pointing it outgot a group of guys counting on ya is all GREG Fine.KENT And getting all chubby is not the way to win her back. (Beat.) / Look. That's not true. Greg has plans to go to college, realizing that he doesnt want to work at a warehouse for the rest of his life. (Beat.) "[1], The Broadway production, also directed by Kinney, began previews at the Lyceum Theatre on March 13, 2009, opened on April 2, 2009 and closed on June 14, 2009 after 85 performances. Different paths or some shitwhat the hell was all that crap? Being made to feel uncomfortable or even repulsed by the behavior of men comes as no surprise in a Neil LaBute play, but being moved by his male characters is more unexpected. Our playwright develops four characters in his story; Greg, Steph, Carly, and Kent. Premiere on 6 September, 2012 Preview Performances at reduced prices on 3, 4 and 5 September Peformances Tuesday to Saturday at 19.30 Hours Matinee Performances at 11.00 Hours on Tuesdays and Fridays beginning 11 September. reasons to be pretty's raison-d'tre may be to showcase four of Aquila Morong Studio's finest acting students, but with up-and-comers as talented as Novogratz, Coover, Boffey, and Hunt bringing Neil LaBute's words to fiery life, this is no mere "showcase production." It is L.A. intimate theater at its electrifying best. / 'Bout, I dunno, two weeks ago KENT Nice. / Took my car KENT Wow. / I KNEW YOU HATED ME! (Beat.) It is tight, tense and emotionally true, and it portrays characters who actually seem part of the world that the rest of us live in. (Beat.) That's KENT I'm just not willing to make lunch for myself all week so you can feel like some big-time Clarence Darrowsorry, bro. And, see, the thing of it is, you enjoy her, you're knocked out by her as this lady that you feel the need to possess or have as your own, but in the end, I mean, from that day ononce you do get heryou start to worry about keeping her because of all these other guys who're having the same damn fantasy about 'er that you did! Your nose. (Beat.) Reasons to be Pretty Playbill - June 2009. When Greg makes an innocuous, off-handed remark about his girlfriend Steph, it triggers a battle by which their relationship will forever be defined. Duh GREG No.KENT I've been seeing her. How strong is strong language? CARLY and KENT seated at a table, eating. At the beginning of the play, he and his girlfriend, Steph, are breaking up because of something he said. (Looks at Carly.) Point, set, and whatever.KENT Match. Steph is acting like Crazy Horse KENT Exactly. I know that's your soup of the jour but, please, just give me a little GREG Fine! It's gross. Finally follows.A moment with STEPH.STEPH He hurt me, he really did, you know? 'Cause he doesn't wanna make eye contact. Reasons to Be Pretty r en hrdkantad komedi skriven av Neil LaBute. Greg har planer p att g p college och inser att han inte vill arbeta p ett lager resten av sitt liv. (Beat.) reasons to be pretty contains very strong language and adult themes. Steph an Greg un enger Iwwerraschung stoen. / You're cute, Steph. It rocks. The best . I'm gonna head back now. Hey, hi, I'm so glad that you Hello? (Sits forward.) I'm totally behind you.GREG Really?KENT Hundred percent. In any case, Greg has had enough. (Looks around.) She portrays Steph in Neil LaBute's "Reasons To Be Happy," the same character whom we first saw on the same stage at the Lucille Lortel Theater screaming at her boyfriend Greg in LaBute's 2008 (lower-case) play "reasons to be pretty." That play moved to Broadway the following year. Called me at home.GREG Right, right, that's what I meant CARLY She said stuff to me. He comments that has not seen Kent lately. All that stuff GREG I really was trying to be nice.STEPH Let's not get into it again, OK, because I'm not gonna be able to GREG I was, though! You want me to meet you or No, fine. And I like your face, I do I've always thought you were gonna sound stupid now, but you know I have. "Reasons to Be Pretty," showing this weekend at The Playhouse in San Antonio, It just is (Beat.) He expresses gratitude toward Greg for concealing his undertaking, and starts to relate his ongoing sexual endeavors with Crystal, the hot young lady from the workplace. Det nominerades till tre Tony Awards (bsta pjs, bsta ledande skdespelerska och bsta ledande skdespelare). In contrast with the hero in Fat Pig, Greg displays both boldness and benevolence before the finish of the play. (Beat.) )Not that I think I'm some beauty an old-fashioned glamour gal or anything, I don't but I'm not bad, ya know, not bad at all . (Beat.) Just stop. OK?GREG Great.CARLY Yeah, lots of shit and cried a little GREG Come on CARLY I'm not kidding! It is not that confusingyou opened my eyes to a lot of shit, that's all. / Fine. Hit the pet store.They sit quietly for a moment, staring straight ahead. Few smiles, "How's tricks?" Hatt smacks him, dann esou wi se pltzlich entschllegt. This idea is known as 'reasons externalism' or 'externalism about reasons'. I told her thatsaid I'm sorry for I think I said "I'm sorry." "Whatever" is right.GREG All right, just don't be so don't look so triumphant or whatnot. Suddenly, she is there, right in front of him. I mean, I can take a lot, pretty much, anyway, but I'm, like, my face? (to the others) OK, show's over now, go back to your chop suey shit that you're eating and leave us be STEPH watches the crowd disperse; turns to GREG again.GREG This shouldn't be happening STEPH But it is.GREG I care about you, Stephanie. It sucks." Your tongue is like this little poker and you move it too fast and well, you get the idea. Shoving anything you find on the counter over there into your stomach GREG Kent, it's a fucking snack! Steph och Greg mter varandra ovntat. Hon fljer hans rd. Wrongfully Terminated Due to Discrimination. Another one of the signs of a petty person is that they can be very judgmental of others. (Hands back the book.) Ride it to shore and see what comes of it. The play opens with the conflict already at boiling point as enraged Steph (Alison Pill) confronts Greg, her partner of four years, about a perceived slight. Athletes get away with that shit because they're always active, chipping away at their bodies. (Beat.) The savagely comic work of this dramatist and screenwriter whose credits include the plays bash and Fat Pig and the film In the Company of Men has always been more likely to elicit flinching, wincing, recoiling in repugnance and gasping (or smiling cynically) at the perfidy of the human beast. Maybe it's easier that waytreat you like a preschooler.GREG I don't need anything to be easier, OK, I don't Look, I'm not scared of you or about anything I said because it wasn't a big deal; we had a few beers and maybe we were a bit loud out in the garage where we were talking, but I didn't say shit.STEPH She was in the kitchen, Greg. There is just no good way to take that! A simple desire to have sex can motivate some people to cheat. The English Theatre of Hamburg Still, no matter how much of a (expletive deleted) Steph can be, her minuses pale in comparison to Kent all-around jerkhood, the magnetic Boffey giving him an unapologetic macho braggadocio outweighed only by the contempt he feels for women in general(and Carly in particular),a role Hunt bringsto vital, multi-dimensional life, making us see how beauty can be nearly as much of a curse as its lack is purported to be. To you.GREG Fine then.STEPH Yeah, fine.GREG OK.STEPH O-kay. I'll leave it under the mat.GREG Super.STEPH And your car, too. GREGlooks around, embarrassed by what's happening.GREG We should probably just / Go. / Seriously.STEPH Don't say that, either. It is a really, really cute face. reasons to be pretty was one of the best shows I . No, I meant that my what he writes about is CARLY So it's gonna be you know. Caroline Kulak. It was, like, ummm, "Yeah, well, maybe Steph hasn't got a face like that girl'smaybe her face is just regularbut I wouldn't trade her for a million bucks." He elbows her back and they go toittickling each other and kissing and carrying on.GREG wanders through the doors and they stop immediately.CARLY looks at him, turns to KENT and kisses him. Well, it's night out.GREG Right. Without question.GREG nods and checks a wall clock against his watch. To her parents' house or some crap like that, you know?KENT Right.GREG Making a statement.KENT Exactly.GREG Threw an ashtray at me, actually, and one of those pots, you know, with the handle on it KENT No, what?GREG You know, where you make, like, pancakes and shit You know KENT That's a pan. I thought you said a "pot. OK?STEPH No, you're fucked, that's what's fucked here, mister, you are you are fucked. (Smiles.) It does. And so you stink, kind of, but I've stopped speaking about it to you because you don't listen. It went whizzing by my headI didn't exactly take stock, I ducked. / She's ait's basically like being a hall monitor.STEPH Fine then. "Neil LaBute has never been the guy to go to if youre looking to get all misty eyed. Kent sger att han frvntar sig att Carly "trffar gymmet" dagen efter att barnet r ftt. reasons to be happy The lights pop on. (Beat.) She was gonna just be on the line at one point, that's what she first came in and applied for, but then they had an opening in security and one of these big cheeses out frontthis dumbshit over in human resourcessays he'd like to help her out and suggests an easier job, up near him where she can sit and watch all the video cameras, sign vendors in and out at the doorplus he says, "You make a really great first impression for our company." Steph an Greg un enger Iwwerraschung stoen. (Beat.) I mean, it's nice as well, I don't mean to imply it's not but there's various drawbacksand not just, like, that joke that people tellthe one about how "behind every pretty woman you'll find a guy who's tired of fucking her," not even that although that's mostly accurate and you hear it because it's become a clich, which just means "true." (Yawns.) I was saying that I want you and your type face, even more.STEPH What? Ever.GREG Yes. She is portraying the role of Carly. Huh? / You never change / Go for it.KENT Can't. / Then GREG stop. In Reasons to Be Pretty, which completes a trilogy of four-character plays about the unhealthy obsession with physical beauty that began with The Shape of Things, the playwright once again softens his tendency toward cold, clinical assessment with a warming dose of compassion. Han betonar att hon har ett vackert ansikte och fr henne att m bttre. Exit, Pursued by a Bear. In Reasons to Be Pretty, Playwright Neil LaBute takes on our ongoing fixation with beauty and one man's inability to say the right thingever. Innan frgan avsljar Carly att hon r tre mnader gravid. Nuts and I dunno. I rang up their place but I'm only getting the answering machine. Olympians and whoever.KENT Are you out running? Tony nominated for Best Play, Reasons . 7. Can't believe sometimes that this is the life that God's staked out for me in his infinite planthen I think, who'm I kidding?! Efter att ha verdrivit sin ex-vn lmnar Greg Kent, som raser av ilska. But theres compassion and even tenderness running through this play that make it one of his best..", "Playwright/provocateur Neil LaBute has explored our obsession with physical appearance and the way it wreaks havoc on relationships in such works as "Fat Pig" and "The Shape of Things." In fact, I've got a little something interesting that has flared up here as of late and I'm gonna just see where the day takes mewhich is what most guys do, right? 12101, Defendant moves to dismiss Blazek's Illinois Workers Compensation Act, Illinois Whistleblower Act, and Americans with Disabilities Act claims under Federal Rule of Civil Procedure 12(b)(6). (Beat.) 1291 Words6 Pages. Let's. Said it and meant it.GREG As a comparison. Fat Pig afforded a glimpse into the bruised soul of a man whose stupidity cost him a chance at happiness. In hopes of showing Carly the truth about her husband, Greg strongly suggests that she takes the evening off and go home to her husband. Your legs are fine, probably one of your best features Your feet are the worst, though. I actually meant the first CARLY So, yeah, she rang me up and we chatted, like friends do. Right?KENT Actually, no. This feeds into LaButes view of beauty as being entirely subjective, with the conventional standard for prettiness creating a tyranny for woman on both sides of the appearance divide. Two people Greg and Stephanie standing in front of a discount store. Rich's got his eye on me latelyfinally took it off you for a second, don't think I missed thatnow he's watching me, so I'm, you know CARLY Doesn't matter.KENT Yeah, it does. I'm yeah. They're made up of sound, case you didn't know GREG Yeah, I'm down with the basic scientific principles, Steph, thanks very much for the know-how there.STEPH And so she's cooking up some ground beef for tacos on the stove and she hears you, plain as day, going on about me and there is no doubt in her mindthat's none, no doubt of any kindthat you said exactly what she repeated to me GREG I see. Courtesy Geffen Playhouse. God KENT Dude, I used to work over at Denny's, so I should know. De Greg probiert d'Hnn ze krien, datt hien d'Wierklechkeet d'Carly wier z'erklren, m Kent mengt datt hie sech blien. Sherecoils and then moves away. / It isn't.GREG I'm just saying / OK, fine STEPH What'd you think, I was gonna forget or something?GREG No, but I mean STEPH Like there'd be some sort of miracle or conversion or what have you in a couple days of me being away? Unfortunately, he also thinks she has a few physical imperfections, and when he casually mentions them, all hell breaks loose. Jesus. / Won't take me long.GREG No, sure, that's / Fine.STEPH Good.GREG I need to sleep at some point, but it's all right if you have to Yeah. (Sunday performances are matinees). Oh yeah!KENT stands, points to a dusty shelf above the cabinets whereseveral other trophies stand. Han medger ocks att han helt enkelt driver, och att deras fyra r tillsammans kanske aldrig har frvandlats till ktenskap. Apply for Rights. Maybe she looks at her and thinks, "This dude must be worth it, a woman like that on his arm." Question: Talk about the Social Policy on Mental Health in Australia. I'm living with some dude who's a child and thinks that because he works this regular shift he can just be a a infant about the rest of his life.KENT Mommy gimme milk, Mommy He half rises, reaching out for her, pawing her breasts. / (Gives her the bouquet.) Even before getting to know the person, they jump into the worst assumptions of them. Scene 1 takes place in the middle of the day and finds Steph and Greg arguing. Obwuel si net d'Beziung erhalen, d'Charaktere fir d' Reasons ze schissen e relativ optimistesch Blck op d'Beziungen an d'jonk, mttler Klass Amerikaner. We need to get back, anywaygot, like, thirty pallets of cereal backed up.CARLY Hey, baby They have a shared momenta little nuzzle for show; GREG isforced to wait. That her boyfriend thinks her face is "OK." You can't swallow that down and find a way to come up smiling or anything, you know what I'm saying? Reaches into his pocket for a bookCARLY is watching him, so GREG holds it up for her.GREG It's Poe. Scene One - After the Break Up Act Two of Reasons to Be Pretty begins in the lobby of a restaurant. GREG. GREG staring straight at her.GREG What's that mean?CARLY I'm saying when she calls again I will ask if that's what you did.GREG So, you mean what? Kent said something about a new girl at work, some younger gal who just got hiredshe's not in our division but over in the shipping office, works swingand he thought she was hot. Liest d'Synopsis an d'Zeecheschrft vum Act One. / Hmmm? He hasn't got any "plan"! You're pissed off now?! Everything else is sweet, too. Just so you know, though it's a pan.GREG Fine! Fuck, fuck, fuck.GREG tries to scoot closer and comfort her but she pulls away like he's holding a branding iron.STEPH STOP. Reasons to be Pretty Playbill - Opening Night. ven om vi aldrig ser konfrontationen mellan Carly och Kent, antyds det att Carly kommer att upptcka sanningen om sin mans affr och kommer att g vidare till ett nytt kapitel i hennes liv. But I think that I, yeah, I'm sure I did. (Starts to eat.) (Grins.) Why don't we just ?STEPH Don't, all right? And so you and Carly, you guys are, like what?KENT No problems. I am a lot.STEPH Well, don't be, OK, you shouldn't be. Don't. He remarks that has not seen Kent of late. / Want it on the down low.GREG Kent, take it easy, all right? / So how come I can't do the same with you even if I said what I said about how you look?STEPH Yes. A stupid thing, I know, I agree with that, but it's STEPH Yeah. The metaphor or what have you.GREG Yes.STEPH Good.GREG I get it.STEPH Terrific.GREG I do.STEPH Then that's all I came for. All the characters are ordinary people, people that you know or know of in everyday life. Better?CARLY A little.She smiles and nudges him. (Noun) The act or process of using words, sounds, signs, or behaviors to express . It wasn't, like, some big STEPH Backpedaling like some / Fuck you.GREG Look, God, I just wanna go to STEPH I don't care what you wanna do. / No?GREG No. Night doesn't have all that much to do with it CARLY Fine. Learned more sitting on the toilet than I ever did in school KENT laughs and fires the magazine onto a nearby counter.GREG great. Kent bullies him, wrestles him to the ground, and then calls his ex-girlfriend ugly. She was yelling CARLY Yeah, she said that GREG She screamed and was swearing and it got a little You know how she gets. (Beat.) Greg's best buddy, Kent, and Kent's wife, Carly, also enter into the picture, and the emotional equation becomes exponentially more complicated. He's so cute!" De Trio vu Stcker (di och d' Form vun Dingen a Fiss Pig ) bezeechnen net duerch Charaktere a Grafiken, awer duerch d'widderhuelend Thema vum Kierper Bild an der amerikanescher Gesellschaft. I don't careI couldn't care less about her. Some way or another, they chill off and wish each other well on their lives without each other. I'm sorry but nobody, no-body, even the most clueless of guys, is gonna make that kind of mistake. II. / Her ass is kicking, right? Vad betyder Charlotte Perkins Gilmans "The Yellow Wallpaper"? She smacks him, at that point similarly as unexpectedly attempts to apologize. Guess again GREG Really funny STEPH I don't think so. I know you don't get this, can't fathom that this is the end of what we've had but you're there. Please, just explain that one bit to me and then you can go. It's your mom's so I should be kind, but hey fuck that. Genre: Drama. Instead of working your way up in a 9-5 or an entry-level, low-paying job like in fast food, the . In Reasons to Be Pretty, Greg's tight-knit social circle is thrown into turmoil when his offhand remarks about a female coworker's pretty face and his own girlfriend Steph's lack thereof get back to Steph.But that's just the beginning. (Smiles.) Hidden Figures: The American Dream and the Untold Story of the Black Women Mathematicians Who Helped Win the Space Race. Come on, just say it GREG All right. Lindsay Wagner.GREG Great. (Beat.) (Beat.) I'm gonna pick mine up while I'm there, so we don't have to / Sorry I took it but I was pissed. Now.STEPH NO! / The second time right from the parking lot of Super Cuts GREG Really?/ Why? D'Konversatioun schwtzt fir d'Nostalgie fir hir gutt Zesummeliewen zesummen, di dann an d'vertraute . A tense second-act scene between Sadoski and Perabo, for example, results in an emotional catharsis that is the most singularly heartrending moment in the author's entire body of work. Et ass d'drtt an di lescht Tranche vun enger Trilogie. Prior to the inquiry, Carly uncovers that she is three months pregnant. Sits down at a table and begins to nibble on a packaged item.GREG keeps his distancecircles around toward a window to have a look out. / Thanks.STEPH Doesn't matter, you're just deflecting it again Yes, she heard you guys, clear as day. Enter Demetrius running, with Helena in pursuit. / No, go ahead, I'm justgo on. These teeth that're and her lips. I want you to tell me! Swear I fucking willI don't care if I'm late going in or not. We can't eat lunch and kiss each other and start blabbing on the phone next week We're done, Greg. Just go back to the house and climb into bed with you, say "I'm sorry" again if you want me to, but crawl in and have you up against me your back against me and I can feel your heartbeat when we get all quiet like that That's what I want.STEPH Oh. We ride that wave. Act 2 of Reasons to Be Pretty Motivations to Be Pretty is a hard-edged parody composed by Neil LaBute. This play was written by Neil LaBute and was first performed in 2008. Carly continues to pressure him, asking Greg to look her in the eye and say he doesnt know anything. Leave me be. "Reasons to Be Pretty" Plot Summary of Act One: In Scene One, Steph is very angry because her boyfriend Greg supposedly said something . Ls sammanfattningen och karaktrsplanen fr Act One. Steph and Greg out of the blue experience one another. After over-powering his ex-friend, Greg leaves Kent, who fumes in rage. 3. / 'S none of my business, do what you need to do KENT I will.GREG That's your stuff. Monologue Master List Women 1. Looking around while he does another quick check of his watch. Very cryptic, my friend.KENT That's 'cause you're Don't worry about it.GREG What? It was nominated for three Tony Awards (Best Play, Best Leading Actress, and Best Leading Actor). Call what that?CARLY Night. Centred around four young working class friends (who are also coupled up), the play follows the aftermath of a seemingly off . Sexual desire. A little You do because you think that you don't have to shower after work and you'll get in bed and sleep and sweat some more and then use a little deodorant and off you go, like, to work or wherever. Dst knppt Kent, deen fillt datt Greg Gregory ass. She speculates that Kent is undermining her. People! Age: 20-30. / Seriously, Steph, why are you ?STEPH (reading) "Greg, your hair is thinningI'm a hairdresser so I should know. Crystal. Efter att ha frskt smickra honom vill Carly stlla honom en viktig frga om Kent. That's OK I'll just walk around for a bit. I'm not Jesus GREG I know. Huh?! He asserts that Greg could never tell since he fears individuals despising him. Stuck my head in the kitchen and bam!KENT Fuck. Like fucking death.GREG Ya know, you swear a lot when you're mad.STEPH Fuck. I mean, that I said?STEPH Oh, so now you want me to say it GREG If you need to so bad STEPH I thought you didn't want me to, thought you said it was stupid.GREG That was before STEPH "Before"?GREG Yeah, before.STEPH "Before" what?GREG Before you pissed me off.STEPH Oh. Am Verglach zum Protagonist am Fecht Pig , huet Greg sech an der Courage an der Selbstlosegkeet duerch d'Enn vum Spill ze gesinn. Frying pan. Seriously. The words he'll use to describe my breasts or my butt or things like that It's too much, it is, I can't even start to go there without wanting to throw up. Regular.STEPH OK.GREG See? Kinda like Gothic.KENT Huh. and that was about it. (Beat.) How gay is that?GREG Very. I think it's carob.KENT Whatever! This post focuses on the men in the story. (Beat.) Han hvdar att Greg aldrig skulle bertta fr att han r rdd fr att folk ogillar honom. You'll know it and I will pounce on you like I was death itself if you're lying to me Seriously. Almost hypnotic. 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